Larry the Landlord decided to rent out his own property instead of using RPM Executives

Because Larry decided to rent out his own property, his advertising ad was hijacked by a Nigerian hacker.  Because his advertising ad was hijacked by a Nigerian hacker, his home got rented to an unemployed coal miner from West Virginia.  Because his home got rented to an unemployed coal miner from West Virginia, the new tenant sent all his money to Nigeria.  Because the new tenant sent all his money to Nigeria, Larry booked a flight to find the scammer.  Because Larry booked a flight to find the scammer, his plane was diverted to Somalia.  Because his plane was diverted to Somalia, a group of traffickers stormed the airport.  Because a group of traffickers stormed the airport, Larry was sold into slavery.  Because Larry was sold into slavery, he ended up being purchased by a pirate.  Because he ended up being purchased by a pirate, he was assigned the job of swabbing the ship’s deck.

RPM Executives can help maximize the return on your investment, by providing the highest level of quality in professional management services. The first step of our service is to locate responsible Tenants who meet their financial obligations and take care of your property. We utilize sophisticated management tools including an owner portal to quickly resolve issues and provide you with real time updates on all management details.

So if you don’t want to end up swabbing the deck of a Somalian  pirate ship, use RPM Executives for all your residential property management needs! 

Posted by: RPM Executives on March 17, 2017
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